Children of the Spam!

Ok, I was watching Charmed this evening when I saw the most disturbing commercial. Basically, a teacher is at her desk and opens up a package of the all new Spam Singles. As she does, one of her students asks if she can have some spam as well. The teacher politely tells the child that there is only enough for one. At that point, more children pop up in a Children-of-the-Corn-like zombie mode. Quite disturbing... I mean, I thought that this country had enough to deal with and now we have to contend with Spam Singles? Has anyone every considered that Hormel may be in cahoots with Osama Bin Laden and Al-Qaida?