Dear Santa...

Dear Hunky Santa,

I've been nice ALL YEAR. I know you've been busy with Christmas, too. Once you're done delivering all the presents, swing by my place and we can both relax and be naughty. I ain't no Ho! Ho! Ho! but I know you've been wanting a hell of a lot more than some milk and cookies, and I'm the man to give it to you. So, stop on by when you're done and let's make our Yuletide gay.

Merry Christmas!

Love, Marc