Like many in America, I remember the childish prank of leaving a flaming bag of poo on the doorstep of the neighborhood grump. While I don't specifically remember ever trying out this prank (something tells me we did...), one would think that by adulthood that most have outgrown something like this. Au contraire! I recently discovered fecalgram.com. For only $24.95, you too can anonymously send an exquisitely wrapped box of human feces to just about anyone on your gift list. Nothing says love like a box of genuine human crap, right? Hey, you've got plenty of time to order before Valentine's Day!