Friday, March 17, 2006

Gimme That Old Time Religion...

With all talk of religion in the media these days, I've been feeling rather adrift. I mean, I was raised Catholic but being gay and all has pretty much fixed that. Having my parish priest arrested for several counts of molestation was just the icing on the cake. I think I've found the new religion for me -- The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Basically, it teaches that the universe was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What's more, pirate regalia is the official clothing of the FSM Church. I think its time to become a Pastafarian!


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