I've mentioned it before but if you hadn't figured it out, I'm hardly the gym type. That's not to say that I sit around on my ass all day, but I doubt I'll ever be mistaken for a fitness model. Anyway, a recent study announced that stem cells taken from human fat cells can be "transformed into smooth muscle cells." Well shit, I have plenty of those! While the article was quick to state that this discovery is unlikely to help solve obesity, how long before some enterprising homo discovers how to transform this medical knowledge into a Circuit Party necessity?