The Gay Monster Strikes Again!

Fresh off its assault on traditional marriage and war on the American family, the horrible Gay Monster has extended his reach into foreign policy. In fact, the Gay Monster has engineered the current crisis between Israel and Hezbollah! Forget generations of antagonism and mistrust between the Israelis and Palestinians, the current conflict is ACTUALLY a result of the upcoming WorldPride to be held in Jerusalem in a few weeks. That's right, you can blame the rocket attacks on Dykes on Bikes.

According to Rabbi Moshe Sternbuch of the Eda Heredit rabinic court, "We have not protested enough against this parade of abomination and therefore we have received this warning. Who knows where things will get to if we do not act further and more stringently against it."

A US Rabbi agrees -- New York Rabbi Yehuda Levin, of the Orthodox Rabbinical Alliance of America and the Union of Orthodox Rabbis of the US and Canada explained that there is a "spiritual cause and effect," between the planned parade and the current violence.

Nothing quite like a couple of whacko Rabbis reminding you the wonders that scapegoating can do for a community. Its sad that for all the struggles the Jews have gone through in their existance that there are Rabbis out there who don't get it and would rather blame another vulnerable group. I guess gays really are the new Jews.