Commercialism

"Hey, are those JustUsBoys briefs you're wearing?"

"Actually, no, they're AussieBum. Do you like them?"

"Well to be honest, they look a little too much like panties to me. What ever happened to wearing a simple pair of tighty whiteys?"

"Yeah, you've got a point. This commercialization of gay underwear has gotten pretty out of control. Hey, what brand of underwear do you wear?"

"I stopped wearing them, as a profound and yet personal form of social protest."

"I see the beginnings of a social movement!"

"Oh, is that what they're calling them these days? I remember when we'd just say, 'Damn, that's a nice cock.'"

"You read WAY too much porn."