Boshe Moi!

I know you've seen them. Those european porn with hot, eastern-European guys who seem to have absolutely no clue how gay sex is supposed to work and who end up hammering away robotically and making strange moaning noises at inappropriate times. Yes the guys are way hot but there's something not right about the whole setup... where do they get these guys? I have a theory: A recent BBC story reports that the Russian military is investigating allegations that soldiers were being forced into the sex trade. It would sure explain a lot, wouldn't it? Just a theory.

Thanks to Jon for pointing this out....