Goat Porn

Ok, its Wednesday, which means its a beef haiku day -- that's on its way. Before we get to the beef, here's an amusing, true, yet really fucked up story involving goats...

From MSNBC:

"MAHOPAC, N.Y. - A man broke into a barn on Thanksgiving morning, spray-painted three pet goats and scattered pages of pornographic magazines on the floor, apparently to harass the property owner, police said Tuesday."

I've heard many anecdotes about sheep, but never goats. As if the indignity of being spray painted wasn't enough, the goats apparently got sick from eating pages of the pornographic magazines. Just goes to show: Porn is harmful to goats. Let this be a lesson to us all.