You S.L.U.T.!

I know a SLUT when I see one and apparently, the residents of Seattle do too. A new trolley line is set to roll through the streets of the South Lake Union neighborhood. Officially its called the "South Lake Union Streetcar" but residents aren't buying it. If it looks like a SLUT and goes up and down the streets like a SLUT, its a SLUT - the "South Lake Union Trolley".

"We're welcoming the SLUT into the neighborhood," a local barista exclaimed.

While officials maintain that the "streetcar" was never intended to be called a "trolley" -- "trolley seemed vintage, whereas streetcar sounded more modern," explained an official. That isn't stopping residents from calling out their new SLUT.

"I especially like the dust and the big holes in the ground," a local resident said. "But we can't wait to have the SLUT."