The Dingo Made Me Do It!

I know plenty of people who don't smoke regularly, but once they have a couple of cocktails, they can't resist the urge to light up. Apparently, this phenomenon occurs the world over. CNN is reporting that, while in flight from Hong Kong to Australia, a drunken French woman tried to open the emergency exit so she could light up. The woman, who is afraid of flying, decided to get liquored up and take some sleeping pills before takeoff and has no memory of the incident.

Heh, tried to open the emergency door mid-flight for a smoke. That's classic!