Scientists have uncovered evidence that giant scorpians may have once roamed the earth. These suckers were 5 feet long and 3 feet wide. That's one big freakin scorpian. As a Scorpio, I suppose I could take some level of comfort in knowing that such creatures once threw their weight around. Of course, the other side of the coin is that these things are long since exinct. These days, we're nothing but small, annoying household pests.