Jesus Saves?

I'm not the type that wishes ill on anyone. Still, I do believe that a lack of integrity will come and bite you in the ass at some point. Here's an amusing example:

Imagine for a second that you're a minister that's an executive board member for the Southern Baptist Convention. You've been vocally anti-gay and encouraged gays to "accept Jesus Christ as their savior and reject their 'sinful, destructive lifestyle." While I don't agree with that viewpoint, but I'd wager that in that sort of situation, one ought not go out and solicit male prostitutes. Why? Well, in addition to showing an incredible lack of integrity, that male prostitute may actually turn out to be an undercover police officer. No word yet on whether Jesus will be able to save you from going to jail on that one.