Hungry for Cock

I have to admit that I've been rather sex-starved lately. Fortunately, a new Beijing restauraunt has what I've been craving: Cock. And I'm not talking about rooster. Guolizhuang is all about cock. You can try seal, yak, dog, or donkey... for the size queen out there, horse cock is on the menu. For those of you who are feeling rather slutty hungry... you can try the hotpot, which features six types of penis and four different types of testicle.

You know, suddenly I seem to have lost both my sex drive AND my appetite. I guess you really CAN get too much cock.