Thursday, February 09, 2006

More Hot Male Penguin-on-Penguin Action

A german zoo is continuing to try to tempt a several pairs of gay male penguins to switch teams, this time by flying in several penguins from Sweden. While one of the gay penguins apparently had a drunken fling with one of the Swedish penguins, by and large, the zoo's efforts have been in vain: "The Swedes will not make the first move," explained Heike Kueck, director of the Bremerhaven zoo.

Six of the zoo's ten male penguins have paired off, which prompted the zoo to fly in the Swedish penguins, in an attempt to encourage the penguins to breed. Apparently, our gay penguin brethren prefer attending Penguin Circuit Parties to raising kids. Nonetheless, the zoo issued a statement that "we accept the male couples that have formed and we are not trying to enforce heterosexuality, as we were accused of doing last year."

No word on whether the Rev. Fred Phelps and his band of homophobic whackos are planning to protest the penguins or the Penguin Circuit events.


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