BMOC

If you've read my blog for any length of time, you should be aware that my TV consumption is rather limited. It's basically episodes of Beastmaster and shows on The WB. Well, it looks like The WB has another winner in its lineup with Big Man On Campus, or BMOC. To make a long story short, the premise of this show is that they've picked 15 women at a Florida University to search through the male student population and choose the hottest guy on campus. I've seen commercials for this show and it appears that the women are incredibly shallow, so they're not going to be looking for guys who have a beautiful heart and love puppies. No, they're going for college beef, which suits me fine in this instance. The show starts on Wednesday, so I'm looking forward to seeing what sort of stupid things that straight college guys will do for blondes with large breast implants.

In fact, it makes me want to head to a big frat party, do a keg stand or two and console a few of the hot brothers who are bitching because their girlfriends won't put out. Hey, you know, in times like these, you gotta be willing to help a buddy out, right? Hey, I promise I won't tell anybody... yeah, here's my number - give me a call if you want to hang out and watch Sportscenter and have a beer...