Gay Ads

I felt that Adam needed to be a little more gay, so when my subscription to Instinct Magazine came up for renewal and they offered a free gift subscription, I knew that Adam was the perfect recipient. We were talking last night and he mentioned the plethora of ads with muscled guys in them trying to sell him stuff. Some of the worst offenders were the beer ads. Of course, beer ads generally appeal to the lowest common denominator and basically imply that somehow drinking beer will make you sexy and fun. So we figured, why don't they just come out and just make explicit what they've been implying for years? So, I figured I'd give a shot at what that ad might look like...