Marc's Midweek 'Bad Santa' Holiday Haiku

Who's that strange fat man,
and who let him near the kids?
Ho, ho, ho, indeed.

Marc's Midweek Trainwreck Beef Haiku

Just because you're beef
doesn't mean that you're immune
to laws of good taste.
(via Towleroad)

Marc's Midweek Winter Beef Haiku

Here in the desert
no snow or changing leaves, but
a sign of winter

(for the record, I know that winter isn't technically for another several weeks)

Marc's Midweek Beef With Wood Haiku

Such a sweaty beef,
it feels good to know you work
hard to give me wood.

Marc's Midweek Pool Beef Haiku

Flotation device
in case of water landing.
Suck nips to inflate!

Marc's Bonus Midweek 'Pumped' Beef Haiku

With muscles gleaming,
"The glitter makes us look butch,"he kindly explained.

Marc's Midweek Return of Abercrombie Veal Haiku

"Let's take off our shirts!"
he said, after a few beers.
Straight guys are so gay.

Marc's Midweek Hard Rock Veal Haiku

Watching you stroke it
and grip it's very thick shaft...
you know how to rock!

(Thanks to JohnnyLopera* for the pic)

Marc's Midweek Horny Beef Haiku

No need for a mask
It's okay to admit that
beeves do get horny

Marc's Midweek 'Redrum' Beef Haiku

All work and no play
sure does make Jack a dull boy.
Hey, here is Johnny!

Marc's Midweek HUNKY HELO Haiku

My HUNKY HELO,
always so super sweaty.
Let me lick you clean!

Marc's Midweek Beach Beef Haiku

A day at the beach:
Sun smiles at beef in the sand
as sea kisses flesh

Marc's Midweek Return to Beef Haiku

Seeking inner truth,
Now I'll tell you what I found:
Beef inspires me!

Special thanks to The Slabber for this fine beef!

Marc's Midweek Geeky Beef Haiku

Juxtaposition:
See the once geeky schoolboy
now encased in beef.

Marc's Midweek 'Patty Smythe' Beef Haiku

My gun goes, "BANG! BANG!"
Shootin' the walls of heartache
I'm the warrior!

Marc's Midweek Laundry Day Beef Haiku

I'm down to my draw'rs
and they are dripping with sweat.
Guess it's laundry day!

Marc's Midweek 'Ode to Ben' Beef Haiku

Prime midwestern beef:
love you more than Obama.
Will you marry me?

Marc's Midweek Erik Rhodes Beef Haiku

Just a troubled beef?
Nay, one who is trying to
figure it all out.

(Things will get better, Erik!)

Marc's Midweek Pre-Gay Rodeo Beef Haiku

"He's hung like a horse,"
yeah, we've all heard that before.
Its time to prove it.

Marc's Midweek 'Boy Next Door' Veal Haiku

He's the boy next door?
Sure not from my neighborhood.
Guess he's from WeHo.