2008's First Election Scandal

Wow, it sure didn't take long to have our first Echeblog Election scandal! Our friends over at QueerClick (NSFW!) have uncovered some recent dirt on Gage. Our hunky yet supposedly straight heartthrob from Sean Cody (and now Randy Blue) is trying his hand at being a hoor, too! Apparently, some QueerClick readers have noticed a profile for Gage at one of the major escort sites. I wasn't able to find it, but if the screen shot is to be believed, the hooring has occurred recently.

So in the quest for my future husband, how would this impact your vote?

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Update: Someone claiming to be Gage has posted on Queerclick stating that this escort profile is fake and that he does not escort. While I've known people who have done porn, stripped and who have escorted and I believe that people have a right to make a living however they choose, I have to admit that I'd prefer to believe my potential fantasy husbands are not escorting... that said, at the end of the day, work is work. On the unlikely chance that Gage ever reads this, you've got my respect and best wishes in whatever you choose to do (or not do).

Marc's Midweek 'Boy Next Door' Veal Haiku

He's the boy next door?
Sure not from my neighborhood.
Guess he's from WeHo.

Echeblog Election 2008

Its election time, as if you didn't already know that. As much as I'm hoping Obama will become this country's next President, there are more pressing issues at hand. Specifically -- who is in line to be my husband. And so, I'm presenting Echeblog Election 2008! You guys will get to pick who you think would be the best fantasy husband for me. So, I now present the candidates!

Brady Quinn
For those of you who haven't been paying attention, Brady (the one on the right) and I both attended the University of Notre Dame, though not at the same time. We're both Scorpios as well and that could either mean we're able to understand each other on a very deep level or it might be a recipe for disaster.

Michael Churchill
Ok, he's from New Jersey but he looks like he could have been one of the several hot Mormon kids I grew up with turned beef. The crystal blue eyes and blond fuzz stretched over the flawless chest pretty much embody every Junior High and High School fantasy I ever had. I don't know a damn thing about this guy, but with a face like that, does it really matter?

Gage Wilson
Ok, he's from Sean Cody and supposedly straight, but a) he's still having sex with guys and b) we're allowed to delete those
inconvenient details in an exercise like this.

Ben Browder
I didn't want you guys thinking that I was only going for the 20-something ones in this. Ah, Bens!

Jake Gyllenhaal
I love the beard, Jakey! I definitely think you traded up when you left Kirsten for Reese, but now its time to leave behind these foolish games and settle down with the right guy.

Let the campaigning begin!

Friday Mansploitation - Bavarian Edition Pt. 2

Achtung! Ah, Lederhosen porn. I can't explain why, but it fascinates me. Enjoy!

Friday Mansploitation

Friday Mansploitation - Bavarian Edition Pt. 1

Ok, this has to be one of the most bizarre videos I've seen. Gyrating leather lederhosen beef. OMG. Its creepy and hot at the same time.

I have seen the future... and the future is lederhosen porn. Not as creepy as clown porn or midget porn... Still, there's that element that makes you stop and say... WTF?! In an age where it seems like porn is more ubiquitous and cliché than ever, leave it to German engineering to breathe life back into it.

Friday Mansploitation

With much love to Francois Sagat (NSFW).

Even More Mansploitation

Its Saturday, its 110º outside and I don't really feel like doing anything. Mansploitation to the rescue!

For Jonny

You know, I haven't had any pure mansploitation on the blog for a while. This one's for you, Jonny.

Bulgarian Rhapsody

A little something from Bulgarian superstar, Azis. This is also my first exposure to anyone combining a drag queen with a bear. The thought would have never entered my mind.

(From Joe. My. God.)

Advertising Is SO GAY!

OMG, the wrestler with the soft skin is SO HOT. /drool

Dodgeball

Maybe I should start playing dodgeball...

Bodybuilding is So Gay (pt. 2)

(Thanks to MuscleBoy Video!)

A Bottom In Training?

Well, a French figure skater, at least.

(From Bill in Exile.)