Cosmic Humor

Just in case you forgot that the FSM had a sense of humor: Exhibit 1: The Furby. Yes, they're evil and will steal your soul. But you thought that was just make believe, didn't you? You didn't think that a real live Furby would show up to devour your very essense, did you?

The evil is real. When your doom appears, you'll know it originated in Indonesia.

Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs!

Yarr! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day once again, ye landlubbers. Be watchin' this classic instructional video if ye be needin' a referesher.


If ye be in the mood fer more Pirate tomfoolery, be seein' this fine film: Pirates of the Great Salt Lake.


Thar be a new addition to th'Pirate celebration this year: Zombie Pirates In Love.

Touched By His Noodley Appendage

Return of the FSM!

There can be no doubt! All praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster! I have been touched by his noodley appendage!