Friday, January 21, 2005

Hot Mailman

I know some people have a uniform fetish. I can't say I blame them. The sight of a hot cop, marine, fireman, etc. will get me going in no time. Even a hot UPS guy will get my blood flowing (though, I don' t run into many, I confess).

Of course, when it comes to the US Postal Service, sex is just about the last thing I think of. Usually I think of bills arriving, ever-increasing stamp prices, and the cranky old people working at the counter at the post office. And when it comes to postal carriers, or more specifically mailmen, I picture Cliff Claven from Cheers. Personally, I find a number of different types of guys attractive... but I confess that even if Cliff Claven had a foot long, beer can-thick cock and could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, he just wouldn't do anything for me, uniform or no.

Of course, every rule has an exception and he happens do deliver mail to my house. He's about 6', in his early to mid 30s, short brown hair, soul patch, very attractive and he shows off his very nice physique with his rolled up sleeves and shorts that show off his legs and rippling calves. Of course, it raises the question - how many straight men go around like that? He's gotta be gay, right? Well, I've said hello to him a few times, but I've always gotten a breeder vibe from him. That hasn't stopped me from hoping that one of these days he's gonna deliver his package to me personally. I'll make sure that I handle it with care.

And since I was on the subject of hot mailmen, let me answer the question you've all had in your minds - yes, there is gay mailman porn. I was a little surprised when I found it, but I'm getting a hankering to check it out.


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