Say 'No!' To Shrimp!

Since it seems like we're all on a trip to purge the United States of Jesus of all things unclean from the Lord's sight, I think we need to focus on something even more pervasive than the abomination that is homosexuality. You know what I'm talking about -- that's right, shrimp and shellfish.

The good book says in Leviticus 11:9-12:

"9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you. "

It's time to rid Jesusland of this abomination!

Thanks to the good people at www.godhatesshrimp.com