When Zombies Attack...

Apparently my Zombie post struck a chord out there because I just received an e-mail about another Zombie site -- Lost Zombies. I didn't realize that the Zombie community had such a strong internet presence.


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For Gary W.

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There you go
Flashing fever from your eyes
Hey babe, come over here and shut down tight
I'm not denying
We're flying above it all
Hold my hand, don't let me fall
You've such amazing grace
I've never felt this way

Show me heaven
Cover me
Leave me breathless
Show me heaven please

Here I go
I'm shaking just like breeze
Hey babe I need your hand to steady me
I'm not denying
I'm frightened as much as you
Though I'm barely touching you
I've shivers down my spine
And it feels divine

Show me heaven
Cover me
Leave me breathless
Show me heaven please

If you know what it's like
To dream a dream
Baby hold me tight
And let this be your...heaven

Cover me
Leave me breathless
Show me heaven please

We know you'll always be with us, Gary.

Creatures of the Deep pt. 2

Perhaps there are some who thought the "Balrog" entry from a couple of days ago was a bit alarmist, but there are many reasons to fear the creatures of the deep...

Legends of "vagina dentata" have been around for years, but a South African company has been working hard to bring the legend into reality! The "Rapex" female condom was designed to combat sexual assault by giving would be attackers a little more than they bargained for. I've told guys to mind their teeth before, so I can hardly imagine what's in store for them.

What other horrors lie in the murky deep? Beware the tampon tazer! That's right, 50,000 volts go along with that easy glide applicator. Every straight man who's asked a woman if she's "on the rag" has reason to fear the Pink Stinger.

Long Live Empress Snatch!

As part of an entry last week about a drag queen who died during a performance, I used the image of a drag queen who was completely unrelated to the incident in question. In the course of that fault on my part, I have upset a great number of people. Accordingly, I would like to take this time to formally apologize to Snatch, the Empress of the International Imperial Court of San Francisco, the Founding Court of the United States. To Her Royal Majesty I humbly offer my deepest regrets and beg her forgiveness. Long Live Empress Snatch!

A moral to the rest of you: Do NOT mess with drag queens.

A Performance to Die For

They always said that drag would be the death of him... they were right. Apparently, a contestant in an international drag festival in the Phillipines was electrocuted on stage during her performance. Performing as "Joan Montegracia," she went barefoot onto the outdoor metal stage, grasped the microphone and collapsed as the music began. It took the crowd several moments to realize that it wasn't just a part of the act. Guess she should have warn those heels that night.